This is your life, you've got problems with your wife

She was makin' mashed potatoes now she gives you Minute Rice

And she used to do your laundry now she sends it out instead 

And she always made believe that she was satisfied in bed



That's what she used to say but that's how things were yesterday

Looks like the good ole days were gone

That's how she used to be but that goes down as history

Time has the way of movin' on



Oh I know she was there when you needed lovin' care

When she only used the car to drive the children everywhere

And I'm sure she washed the windows I'm sure she waxed doors

But now she doesn't call you her Prince Charming anymore



That's what she used to say but that's how things were yesterday

Looks like the good ole days were gone

That's how she used to be but that goes down as history

Time has the way of movin' on



She's not the sweet little girl that she was before

You're not the end of the world anymore, you're not the end of the world



She wins when you fight and she goes to school at night

She leaves you home to babysit and watch “The Price Is Right”

And she wants the joint 2 count to see where all the money goes

So she doesn't have to talk you into buying all the clothes, solo



[humming “da-da-da”]



That's what she used to say but that what things were yesterday

Looks like the good ole days was bored

That's how she used to be but that goes down as history

Time bridged the way of movin' on



She's not your li--little girl that she was before

You're not the end of the world anymore, you're not the end of the world...end