Hey baby, it's me
Listen, I'm gonna talk fast this is long distance
Yeah, I'm sittin' here at the Waffle House
Smothered and covered
Yeah, Precious just set me down a glass of sweet tea
Made me think about you
No baby, she's the waitress
No, I don't know her
I never stopped in Texarkana before
Lookie here the only thing standing between
Me and you now is 200 miles and a donut tire
Some cat named Dino is puttin' on at the
Sinclair next door
Hey, don't cry baby - Oh don't cry
Yeah, Daddy's comin' home and this time
It's for good
And girl I'm gonna-well
I mean I'm gonna love you
What do you mean how long?

Chorus:
Forever... And ever, and ever / Forever... And ever, and ever
Is that long enough for you

Hey, baby it's me again
Hey, you remember them drawers you left in the car
Yeah, the ones with the pink feathers around the edge
Now, don't you tell a soul but I got 'em on right now
And they're makin' me think about you
Yeah, I was thinkin' about you when the law
Pulled me over
They said I looked like a guy that might
Be hidin' something- and my car was swervin'
But I don't think he's ever seen a man wearing' pink panties
And under the influence of Meryl Haggard

Now here it is baby
The only thing stand-in' between you and me
Is 25 miles and a quick stop at the Red Dot
Say what? Oh, baby, I already told you how
Long I'm gonna stay this time