Chorus:
 Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:
 Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x

 [Greg Nice]
 One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven
 eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven
 Twelve, thirteen, start your age;
 fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage
 Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum
 better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!
 Pick up my pants and thump and thump
 I think I'll call up Tootie, she'll give me some
 Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scum
 I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a
 'Specially if the hoochie's on birht control-a
 Lift her up just like a pick up truck
 then I sat her down and we started to fuck
 Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, YO-O-O-O-O!
 I hope this time I don't make a cookie
 Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie
 Two from the Greg Nice from the o-o-old schoooooool
 but bullshit, I ain't no fool, cuz
 Chorus
 [Big Daddy Kane]
 Well, I say...Extra! Extra!
 Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya
 I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it
 the Big Daddy law is anti-faggot
 That means no homosexuality;
 what's in my pants'll make you see reality
 And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova -- BEND OVAH!
 Cuz I don't half-step when it comes to broads
 The K-A-N-E 'll go the whole nine yards
 There's no time for coversation my dear
 [MOAN!] is all I wanna hear
 So let's make a move, as I get smooth
 cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe
 I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk
 Even white girls be sayin' "Ooh, Kane's a hunk!"
 Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi
 Some try to copy, but they look sloppy
 So imitators who wanna step to a
 brother like me, lick my manure!
 Chorus
 [Smooth B]
 I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo
 and when I used to be with Scott, I was a Super-Hoe
 But now I'm coolin' with Kane and Greg N-I-C-E
 and if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee
 I love bonin', and all my friends they will agree
 that when it comes to pimpin' hoes...it ain't easy
 First name: Smooth. Last name: B
 WHen I'm bonin' a girl, I make her feel heavenly
 I like to make 'em wait, and then make 'em beg
 and when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg
 They rub it with oils and suck it with ice
 Now I'm sweating....my mind is in paradise...
 Chorus
 [Scoob Lover]
 Tip-tip-toein', Scoob Lover's out hoein'
 Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin'
 buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin'
 right in front of me...mmm...not even knowin'
 A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty
 Nametag earrings readin' off "Tootie"
 Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams;
 from my eyesight that was what it seemed
 I said, uh, "Come a little bit closer"
 To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said "Hi
 Hi...hi, I've really been wantin' to meet you
 I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you
 How 'bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?"
 I said, "Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate"
 So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder
 went for Tootie cuz the girl was much older
 East to the Benz, I slowly walked;
 clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk
 Sex in my mind, I was sure of it...
 I wanted to tax that ass like the government!
 Chorus
 [Ant Live]
 Well, it's Friday night, ain't a damn thing funny --
 Bitch better have my money