The one they call the Big Daddy Kane is here
 To deliver a message to everyone everywhere
 So listen up party people cause this you should hear
 It's a story of a far-away atmosphere
 That you will find very rare and far beyond compare
 All is sincere and rather debonair
 So let's all gather around, because...

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 What I discovered may just only seem
 As something that you find in your wildest dream
 But! on the real tip, you will see
 I'm not playing, what I'm saying is reality
 There is a place people live with joy
 That the next man cannot come along and destroy
 No one faces problems, no one says sorry
 And war ain't nothing but a game on Atari
 This message also applies to other nations
 Like Africa for instance, where there's starvation
 But if you come with me, you're sure to see
 Ethiopians can eat in Red Lobster for free
 And people that you saw before that were poor
 Will never ever see the situation no more
 Cause in this world everyone's a millionaire
 Are you sick?
 And what the hell is welfare?
 Fashions are smashing for all to flaunt
 And we can get anything that we want
 So don't think you can't afford expensive design
 Because fresh Gucci wear is only $5.99
 So come ye all and attend this affair
 As we journey to the promised land, and...

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