[Intro: Big Boi]

Put that bitch in smash mode!

Boo, I got a back up plan to the back up plan

To back up my back up plan

(And one and two, now you know what to do)

Motherfucker let's go

Yeah-yeah, Let's go

Put your back into it like you Grandma do it, let's go

A-Town!

Boo, I got a back up plan to the back up plan

To back up my back up plan



[Chorus + (Big Boi)]

I knew I was wrooong for thinking that she caaaared

I knew all alooong, that's whay I stay prepaaared 

{And one and two, now you know what to do}

My nigga what was I to do, but find someone elseeeeeeeeee

(Boo, I got a back up plan to the back up plan

To back up my back up plan)



[Verse One: Big Boi]

This is how it starts

Momma fell heel over head and says you was the one

Big Boi, but she calls me Antwan

So just for fun, I went along with hon

I was young, full of cum, done for the skeet skeet, not dumb

We would meet undiscretely discrete

She in heat like beitch on a leash (BIIITCH!)

No disrespect, but metaphorically she's a beeeeast

No teasing, no whining

Just bumping and grinding til we got slimey 

Yeah, from that sweet stick thang, can't complain

I was hooked on the box like the hot Krispy Cremes



[Chorus]



[Verse Two: Big Boi]

Well it didn't take long for me to game peeep

It was week after week, I was seeing the same freak

I be damned if we posing for pictures and throwing rice

Maybe throwing up in Vegas while Daddy's on the dice

I might (might) just put you on the chopping block tonight

Act right and you can get my second string spotlight

But if you freaking, I'm speaking clean as a whistle

This'll be the last offical offer before dismissal

No teasing, no whining

Just bumping and grinding til we got slimey 

Yeah, got the latex for the fit

Because she trying to +trick Daddy+, Slip-N-Slide on this dick!



[Chorus]



[Bridge: Big Boi w/ back up singers]

You are not the one, you are not the one

You can be my two, you can be my two

And one and one, everybody have fun

And one and one, everybody have fun

(And one and two, now you know what to do)



[Chorus]



[Outro: Big Boi]

And one and one, everybody have fun

And one and one, everybody have fun

Now two, now two, I'mm give her back to you

I'm through, nigga

I don had enough of the nast stuff

One, two, yeah!