I'm tough as dirt, I'm mean as blood
Where, where I blow out comes spiders, where I step a weed dies
No smokes with diapers for Pete, King of All Detectives
Fall down on your knees, fall down and worship King Dick
King Dick!
My business walked out with the broken man
My business walks out with the colored man
I have no shame, I'm a hard working man
I have my pride, I'm a straight-standing man
I am Pete
When I find that man, I ply my trade

I use my wits, I use my hands
I am no drunkard, I am no colored man
I am king, I am king, I am king, I am Pete, I am Pete
I find that house, I find that chick
I find that man, I find my bitch
My name and my size, I'm back with a bang
I'm peaking, I'm peaking, I'm peaking, I'm peaking
I'm Pete
Peak, yeah, I'm Pete
I'm Pete
Peak, yeah, I'm Pete
I'm Pete
Peak, yeah, I'm Pete
Pete
Peak, yeah
Yeah!