Well, here's a little ditty I’d like to tell

About my best friend who might know well

She's fly, gets high, not very shy

If a none of those things, so am I

One day looks like a baby

Next day she don't

Maybe she will and maybe she won't

Kiss you if you're cute enough, but I doubt it

Get a girl to try some stuff, I won't allow

Well cuz she looks up at me, and alcohol

When we get yourself at night, watch your temperature

Maybe if you're cool, we'll sit in your pool

She'll drink all your wine and say she had a nice time

Even if we didn't, which is likely, we'll pleasant in a minute, 2 things politely

Unless we've been dissed, especially by you

I've got something to say and it's true!



City by city

Land by land

Girlfriend is wasted

Wasteland



Pity by pity

Man by man

Everyone’s wasted

Wasteland



I am a straight edge

I ain't no hate edge

Just a white girl

??? with a rough edge

Came from a nice house

Raised on Hindi

I ain't no silly raver girly in a bindi

Let me tell you something right about now

You wanna please somebody I'll show you how

Just be yourself, just by yourself

Your life belongs to you and nobody else

I'm a female with many details

This is my real chest and my real nails

I'm a feminist, I like to french kiss

I try to shut my mouth and never never diss

My dearest homegirl, her life would improve

If she quit drinkin' and never never used

I ain't preechin', I ain't above her

I just to tell her I love her!



City by city

Land by land

Girlfriend is wasted

Wasteland



Pity by pity

Man by man

Everyone's wasted

Wasteland



Life in blue jeans

And high heels please

And just about everything in between

But we have beliefs, and we can be mean

About quiets cover and what it seems

I got a lot to say, God made me that way

Certain things we must remember everyday

After 8 somehow, make your mommy proud

Don't let her go away without saying loud

That you love her, your dolly mother

Even if you don't like to be smothered

If she only knew, she would spank you

You know very well what you should do

Never should you ever ever tell a lie

If you keep on ??? you're a gonna die

I ain't above you, I ain't preechin'

I guess I'm the one who's reachin'

Out out out out out out out



City by city

Land by land

Girlfriend is wasted

Wasteland



Pity by pity

Man by man

Everyone's wasted

Wasteland



City by city

Land by land

Girlfriend is wasted...