There's only one girl in the world
Who's name is Mona Lisa Klaxon
She lives out on an island
Surrounded by crocodiles and phantoms
Black like ebony, sovereignty 
She plays the trombone
No ever calls me up 
So when I answer for the phone
It's got to be 

Mona Lisa Klaxon
Hello, ca va ?
Mona Lisa Klaxon
Yeah, comme ca
Mona Lisa Klaxon
And how 'bout you doll ?
Oh Mona Lisa Klaxon
Your driving me mad
Shake it, shake it
Move for me over the phone
Mona Lisa Klaxon 

At night when Mona Lisa Klaxon
Is feeling low down
She walks into the kitchen
And sits without making a sound
Hypnotic, exotic
She goes into a deep, deep trance
From the jungle going wild
Arises a mysterious chant
They chant 

Mona Lisa Klaxon
Play your trombone
Mona Lisa Klaxon
Trombone
Mona Lisa Klaxon
Come on, come on 

Oh, Mona Lisa Klaxon
'Can't take any more
We wanna move and groove
And shake it on the jungle floor
Mona Lisa Klaxon 

Out of the night 
Suddenly
Comes the great King Kong
He's got an appetite for love
And a banana ten feet long
There's madness in the monster's eyes
He's got this devious plan
Mona doesn't see him sneaking up
From behind he's gonna grab her up 

Mona Lisa 
Put down that trombone
Mona Lisa Klaxon
Pick up the phone
Mona Lisa Klaxon
You better run girl
Mona Lisa Klaxon
What can I do
I feel like a fool
Screaming down the telephone
Mona Lisa Klaxon
Stay on the line...