There's a lawyer and an Indian, too
 And neither doctor, lawyer nor Injun chief
 Could love you any more than I do

 There's a barrel of fish in the ocean
 There's a lot of little birds in the blue
 And 'Neither fish nor fowl" says the wise old owl
 Could love you any more than I do

 No! No! No! it couldn't be true
 That anyone else could love you like I do
 I'm gonna warn all the *dead-eyed dicks*
 That you're the chick with the slickest tricks
 And every tick of my ticker ticks for you, follow through

 Tell the doc to stick to his practice
 Tell the lawyer to settle his case
 Send the Injun chief and his tommy-hawk
 Back to little Rain-In-the-Face

 'cause you
 Know! Know! Know! it couldn't be true
 That anyone else could love you like I do

 (No! No! No! it couldn't be true)
 (That anyone else could love you like I do)
 And, confidentially, I confess
 I sent a note to the local press
 That I'll be changin' my home address for you, follow through

 Tell the doc to stick to his practice
 Tell the lawyer to settle his case
 Send the Injun chief and his tommy-hawk
 Back to little Rain-In-the-Face

 'cause you
 Know! Know! Know! it couldn't be true
 That anyone else could love you like I do

 No! No! No! it couldn't be true
 That anyone else could love you like I do
 I'm gonna send a hot *communeek*
 To warn the boys down at Cripple Creek
 That every dimple on your dimpled cheek is mine, so to speak

 Tell the (doc!) to stick to his practice
 Tell the (lawyer!) to settle his case
 Send the (Injun chief!) and his tommy-hawk
 Back to little Rain-In-the-Face (woo-woo-woo, woo-woo-woo)

 'cause you
 Know! Know! Know! it couldn't be true
 That anyone else could love you like I do
 (Like I do)
 (Like I do)
 (Like I do)

 LIKE I DO