I`m always a flop at a top-notch affair,
but I`ve still got my health, so what do I care?
My best ring, alas, is a glass solitaire,
but I still got my health, so what do I care?

By fashion and foppery, I`m never discussed.
Attending the opry, my box would be a bust.
I never shall have that Park Avenue aire,
but I`m in such health, why should I care?

The hip that I shake doesn`t make people stare,
but I got such health, what do I care?
The sight of my props never stops a thoroughfare,
but I still got my health, so what do I care?

Your face is your fortune, so some wise men spoke.
My face is my fortune, that`s why I`m totally broke.
My ship ain`t come in, but I grin while I bear,
`cause I got my vitamins:
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H
I still have my.
Got no diamonds, got no wealth.
I got no men, but I got my health.