I'm singing Broadway and I love it!

I'm singing Broadway and I'm proud!

You can keep your Springsteen.

Shove your Chaka.

I really don't care for that kind of kaka.

Ethel, Liza, Chita, that's my crowd, my crowd!



Yes-sah, I'm singing Broadway and it's heaven!

'Cause "Heaven" is a song from a Broadway show!

Ah, just give me a part that's got laughter and tears

and I'll beat it like Yul Brenner for the next thousand years!

Ah, Broadway, Broadway, Broadway! Brrrrrravo!



Ahhh, who needs a girl who's got flourescent hair,

or an ugly boy singing off key?

Give me a broad who's got tits out to there,

belching it out to the balcony!



AhhhAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Yes, sir! I'm singing Broadway and it's heaven!

I'll be singing Broadway, yes, 'til I die!

Just tell me what could be better

than shaking your buns

in front of a chorus

of thirty-five nuns?

I'll climb every mountain

and ford every river I see.

A Lady and her muszack,

Ha-that's ha-me! Yeah!