I ain't going to marry : ain't going to settle down
I'll keep on drinking : keep on running around
The mouse got the measles : the dog's got the whooping 
cough
Doggone any man : lets a woman be his boss

The womens don't like me : because I speak my mind
But the men call mama : because I take my time
I ain't good?looking : and I ain't long and tall
Don't believe I'm a donkey : put me in a stall