Have you ever been sad
We got an app for that
Have you ever been cruel and mean and mad
We got an app for that
Ever eaten a stick of a job ?? filt the guilt and the sweat in your face
Think of the beast that's been forced to the slaughter
We got an app for that
We got an app for that it's called sit back shut up relax check your feet 
Don't read the small print
Just click the leader
My attention span is smaller than what I ordered doesn't keep
I would show you weak
If I want some sleep deprived
This cool blue just scored my eyes ?? 
Quick we got an app for that
We got an app for that
It's called nothing's value or really matters
On Twitter they chatter and splutter and stammer
And the pubs they talk as they get hammered
As the whole world gears for war
And we sit waiting for the troop deployment
As though the wars to come will put on for our deployment
The winner decided by public vote
Grabs you roughly by the throat
You can't complain if you accept the rules of the game and sign away your autonomy
So some cunt can sell you magic beans
And try to flock you shit you never knew you would ever need
Until it turned up on your feed
Five strangers all agreed convinced you you were wrong
We got an app for that
It's called shut up don't make me deal with your crap
There's a package deal to Timbuktu 
Look at all these well tanned people having way more fun than you
They're riding elephants and youre living alone
In Stoke with a mortgage a shit job hal broke
Pasty white with a pasty problem
You're just too tired at the end of the day
Log in and drift away
Log in and drift away
Log in and drift away
Log in and drift away
Log in and drift away