(and) the comedian starts

he breaks the yolk of a laugh

and sees the stiffening start

the crew's not easily pleased

and they're looking at me

and they're looking at me



the prophand lost my cue cards

and i don't know when to laugh

i'm paying no attention

and i don't know when to laugh



no-one to answer my riffs

i hate the more i think

he fights the bachelor war

she reads an idiot board

life on an infinite lease?

i'd rather pull all my teeth

I'd rather pull