I’ve only ever seen her name on a spine 

But that’s enough, I want to make her mine



Never heard her voice, never seen her smile 

But I’m in love with Saskia Hamilton… 



Well she’s a poet, just like I want to be 

But her passport alone is great poetry 

And I'm in love with Saskia Hamilton.



She got more assonance than she knows what to do with 

I’m in love with Saskia Hamilton 

She got two sibilants, no bilabial plosives 



Saskia Hamilton, Saskia Hamilton. Yeah! Right!

Saskia Hamilton, Saskia Hamilton.

Saskia, Saskia, Saskia Hamilton 



Already got a girl but she sounds real bad 

I’m in love with Saskia Hamilton 

She got alliteration and her surname is Dagg 



No hard consonants in my girl Saskia 

Every single syllable sounds like Shakespeare 

I’m in love with Saskia Hamilton 



Gonna live with her and it’ll all be harmonious 

How could it not be, when she’s that euphonious? 

Gonna marry her and it’ll all be idyllic 

AND MY TEACHER JUST TOLD ME THAT SHE’S DACTYLIC! 



Saskia Hamilton, Saskia Hamilton. Yeah! Right!

Saskia Hamilton, Saskia Hamilton.

Saskia, Saskia, Saskia Hamilton