i am fifty one
 since nineteen eighty
 life has been no fun
 and i don't wanna die
 i left my family for the secretary

 her name is yuko
 she is twenty two
 she and my daughter
 were best friends in high school
 they say i'm crazy and it's temporary
 but i refuse to rot
 like my contemporaries
 i wanna explode
 in a karaoke supernova

 i don't wanna grow old
 won't you let me
 won't you let me explode
 in a karaoke supernova

 last night she dressed me up
 in hip hop pants
 the phat g-style
 that rides below your ass
 she wants to show me
 to her mom and dad
 i told her
 i would not be down with that
 cause lately i can feel the years between us
 and hope to god that friends at work don't see us
 tonight she asked me if i'd ever seen jesus
 cause she had backstage passes for three of us

 i don't wanna grow old
 won't you let me
 won't you let me explode
 in a karaoke supernova

 so now she's gone and broke my heart, goddamn her
 turns out she's been fucking his drum programmer
 she likes his style
 she likes his rock star glamour
 well, she's an infant
 he can damn well have her

 i don't wanna grow old
 won't you let me
 won't you let me explode in a karaoke supernova