On the telephone

On the message board

On the toilet wall

Telemarket poll

By sign language

By a pigeon carriage

By pressing red

Fastest thumbs in the west



We're waiting

For fun, friendship and maybe more

Fun, friendship and maybe more



I am the man down

I'm gonna lose my leg

so just gimme the whiskey and let's go



Yes I covet my neighbour's wife

And yes I covet my neighbour's goods

Don't get too close I might take a swipe

And friendly fire still burns



He said She said



This is not a good time

How about the New World Wine

Or a set of shiny steak knives

$29.95



I went for a video

I came back with a tan

I came back with a tan



Still they gazed and their wonder grew

In this world of it might just be you

Watch them slip on the hamster wheel

Tears give good TV