dead man with no eyes

won't you look at me tonight

tell me will I look good

with my pants on so tight

watch me die, watch me die



dead man with no heart

won't you love me still

put me in your helicopter

and gimme some weight-loss pills

watch me die, teach me how to cry



dead man with no stomach

won't you eat up all my food

spit it in my face

'cuz it don't taste so good

watch me die, let me ride



dead man with no feet

won't you run to the liquor store

we're running out of caskets

won't you run and get some more

watch me die



dead man, I ain't got no credit

won't you put me in a cash machine

swim around with the dollar bills

look out, I'm turning green

watch me die, watch me fry