They're Lovey and Thurston howellin
 The grasshopper unit is prowellin
 And Rufus is back home growellin
 For all of y'all that are dozin
 On Hornblower's lederhosen
 Like Walt Disney he'll be frozen
 And then the Swiss Hall of Fame he goes in
 Cause when he's out in space carousin
 Pick up my mic and start joustin
 His name plate medallion
 Says never trust a hal 9000

 Check the horizontal hold and check the tint
 Are these three fools back at it again
 Inspector Clouseau and Derek Flint
 Nothin but sparks ignitin'
 Check two one two mic testin
 This one goes out to Dechen
 Rise fallen fighters take your stance again
 Don't think too much about the color of skin
 Order in vegetarian sharks fin
 Try to keep my life non violent
 Rewind the tape and punch me in
 Like Chuck D with the where you never been I'm in

 I'm a long way from where I've been but I gotta keep movin'
 Ooh my my I'm really not feeling it
 Ooh my my something's really wrong
 The p.a. sound is deafenin
 Bitin MCs I'm oustinin
 With spinach in your teeth you're grinnin
 So on your way out please take a mint
 Got the studio to throw a craze in
 The basslines Yauch just lays in
 This song is the grass you're grazin
 Add a little flange and phase in
 Don't get mad 'cause I'm beguilin
 I'm off the hook so don't bother dialin
 They're gonna put me in the b.i.n.
 And if I die notify the next of kin

 It's like that y'all