'Cause I say my rhymes loud and I say 'em nonstop
 Because being bad news is what we're all about
 We went to White Castle and we got thrown out
 I got my boy Mike D. - I got the King Adrock I got the jammy with the ammo
 inside my sock
 I shot homeboy but the bullet was a dud
 So I reached in the Miller cooler - grabbed a cool Bud
 Slow riding, gun hidin' on the go
 I'm fly like an eagle and I drink Old Crow
 I'm the king of the classroom - coolin' in the back
 My teacher had beef so I gave her a smack
 She chased me out of class 0 she was strapped with a ruler
 Went to the bathroom - rolled myself a wooler
 With bottle in hand at the microphone stand
 A. yo homeboy - what you drinkin' man

 I got money - I got juice
 I got to the party and I got loose
 I got rhythm - I got rhymes
 I got the girlies with the Def behinds
 I got ill - I got busted
 I got dust and I got dusted
 I got gold - I got funky
 I got the new dance - they call the Brass Monkey

 Because I'm hard hittin' - always biten - cool as hell
 I got trees on my mirror so my car won't smell
 Sittin' around the house - gettin' high and watchin' tube
 Eating Colonel's chicken - drinkin' Heineken brew
 I'm a gangster, I'm a prankster - I'm the king of the Ave.
 I'm hated, confrontated for the juice that I have
 All the fly ladies are making a fuss
 But I can't pay attention - 'cause I'm on that dust