Yo what the schnitzel we're back 

Shit's getting duller and duller and that's a fact 

I don't care what you heard or care what you seen 

I swear it wasn't me in Bear magazine 

Because I'm not that hairy oh contrary 

I go with the flow though the tempo varies 

So twist the cap and pop the cork 

My name's Adrock made in New York 



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What the ponytail, I don't eat snail 

I'll steal your keys and then I'll check your mail 

'Cause I'm the creepy crawler that be crawling your walls 

And I'm the shot caller when it comes to shot calls 

And I'll be rockin' parties from block to block 

And block party to party the neighborhoods on lock 

So hide your eyes, wait, I saw you looking 

The name's MC "A"  made in downtown Brooklyn 



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Yo what the parsley, parsley to the teeth 

I'm a rhyme style writer you're a rhyme style thief 

I may be paranoid you tried to fade me 

Here's a song for you "Lady" 

Make you bug out like you don't know what to do 

Your momma says "shame on you" 

When you're dancing with your crew 

So get that poor chicken up off your fork 

My name's Mike D made in New York 



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Yo what the talafel you gotta get up awful 

Early to fool Mr. Furley 

And that's word to Aunt Shirley and you could 

Stick your head in the toilet give yourself a swirley 

Listen up biters go please stop 

While I'm politicin' at Murray's Cheese Shop 

Believe what you heard when you talk 

My name is Adrock made in New York 



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What the phone booth word to hair moose 

You're on the corner and you're selling a hog's tooth 

Don't mean to dis but I've got to point out 

The hogs tooth belong inside the hog's mouth 

Like Ernest Shackleton said to Ord Lees 

I'll have dog pemmican with my tea 

Now pass the wok 'cause I'm cookin' 

The names MC "A"  made in Downtown Brooklyn 



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Yo, what the doofus, say good night 

You're Snidely Whiplash I'm Dudley Do-you-right 

Times are off the hinges leave your 2 way at the door 

We're all up the creek a long way from shore 

Not walking around looking to get you cake 

The D is for Diamonds not for Drakes 

This not a fantasy and I'm not Mr. O'Rourke 

The name's Mike D made in New York 



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