I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
 Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
 Launched that shot and he was caught out there
 Saw the convertible driving by
 Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
 He went for his to find he didn't have one
 Put him in check correct with my egg gun
 The egg a symbol of life
 Go inside your house and bust out your wife
 Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke
 The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
 Reached in his pocket took all his cash
 Left my man standing with an egg moustache
 Suckers they come a dime a dozen
 And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about
 Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
 He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
 Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
 Hit the Rastaman he said *bloodclot*
 Which came first the chicken or the egg
 I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
 Riding the trains in between cars
 When I pull out the station *you're gonna get yours*
 Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
 *Yo they just got my little cousin ese*
 Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
 It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
 People laugh it's no joke
 My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
 *Now they got me in a cell* but I don't care
 It was then that I caught catching people out there
 We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
 We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back
 Sam I am down with the program
 Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam
 Come Halloween you know I come strapped
 I throw it at a sucker K-pap
 You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
 You go through life with egg on your face
 You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
 You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
 Families puck rocks the businessman
 I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
 Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
 But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe