I got the horse right here 

His name is Paul Revere 

And here's a guy who says if the weather's clear 

Can do, can do 

This guy says the horse can do 

If he says the horse can do, can do, can do 

I'm picking Valentine 

Cause on the morning line 

The guy has got him figured at 5 to 9 

Has chance, has chance 

This guy says the horse has chance 

If he says the horse has chance 

Has chance, has chance 

No way 

for Paul Revere I'll bite 

I hear his foot's all right 

Of course it all depends 

If it rained last night 

I know it's Valentine 

The morning works look fine 

Besides the jockey's brother's a friend of mine 

Needs race, needs race 

This guy says the horse needs BRAKES

He says that the horse needs BRAKES 

Needs raceBRAKES, needs BRAKES

Likes mud, likes mud, this "x" means the horse likes mud, likes mud

If that means the horse likes mud, like mud, likes mud

He likes mud, this horse likes mud

Mud, he likes mud

Hey wait a minute fellows 

Have you considered this 

Well, anyway, it's my turn to sing 

So shut up 

Really? 

But look at Epitaph 

He wins it by a half 

According to this here in the "Telegraph" 

Big threat, big threat 

This guy calls the horse big threat 

If he calls the horse big threat 

Big threat, big threat 

I'll tell you Paul Revere 

Now this is no bum steer 

It's from a handicapper that's real sincere

Can do, can do

This guy says the horse can do

I go for Valentine 

Cause on the morning line 

The guy has got him figured 5 to 9 

Has chance, has chance 

The guy says the horse has chance

So make it Epitaph, he wins it by a half

According to this here in the "Telegraph" 

Paul Revere 

Valentine

Epitaph

I got the horse right here