Uh!



There's a stinking beast in the front seat

Huge bellied smudged with grease 

Hair growing out between the teeth

Simultaneously belching and breaking wind



ROCKER TRUCKER

That's what I am

MEAN MOTHERFUCKER

I am the man



There's a hitcher beside the road sign

Pretty baby, nice butt, big tits

Fuck or walk it's for you to decide 

You're gonna get it, it's big but it fits



RIDE, DRIVE, NICE TRY

I'm a rolling thunder in the fast lane

NICE TRY, YOU DIE!

With my hands on the wheel I'm insane