Splish splash I was taking a bath 
Long about a Saturday night 
A rub-a-dub, just relaxing in my tub 
Thinking everything was alright 
And when I stepped out the tub 
Put feet on the floor, I wrapped the towel around me 
And I opened up my door and than 
Oeh, Splish splash! I jumped back in the bath 
How was I to know there was a party going on? 
How was I to know there was a party going on? Yeah yeah! 

Bing bang I saw the whole gang 
Dancing on my living-room rug 
They're getting high, they walk round the spa 
Shaking like they're taking a drug 
So I put on the jacket and roll up the wine 
Turned the music louder than I turned off my mind, 
And than oh! 
Splish, splash the old man in the bath 
Don't get wet and have a good time, I said now 
Don't get wet and have a good time. Yeah yeah! 
I was splishing and splashing 
I was rolling and strolling 
I was moving and grooving 
I was reeling with feeling 
Sniffing, sliding, siding, gliding 
Moving, grooving, rolling strolling 
Sure to love to splish and splash with you 
Sure to love to splish and splash with you 
How was I to know there was a party going on 
How was I to know there was a party going on 
Sure to love to splish and splash with you 
Sure to love to splish and splash with you 
Come on, don't be silly 
Stop that! 
Oh, you're crazy 
Sure to love to splish and splash with you 
Sure to love to splish and splash with you 
It's getting hot...