If you want a fancy fan

Or a turkey born in turkey-stan

Or a slave that's awf'lly african

Or a teapot early ming

Come to the supermarket in old peking.



If you want to buy a kite

Or a pup to keep you up at night

Or a dwarf who used to know snow white

Or a frog who loves to sing

Come to the supermarket in old peking.



They have: sunflow'r cakesmoonbeam cakes

Gizzard cakeslizard cakes

Pickled eelspickle snakes

Fit for any king



If you want a bust of jade

Or an egg that's more or less decayed

Or in case you care to meet a maid

For a nice but naughty fling



Come to the supermarket

If you come on an ostrichyou can park it

So come to the supermarket

And see pe-

King.



If you want a gong to beat

Or a rickshaw with a sassy seat

Or a painting slightly indiscreet

That is simply riveting

Come to the supermarket and see peking.



Wellif you want some calico

Or a gentle water buffalo

Glow worm guaranteed to glow

Or a cloak inclined to cling

Come to the supermarket in old peking.



They have bird's-nest soupseaweed soup

Noodle souppoodle soup

Talking crows with the croup

Almost anything.



If you want to buy a saw

Or a fish delicious when it's raw

Or a pill to kill your moth'r-in-law

Or a bee without a sting



Come to the supermarket

If you come on a turtleyou can park it

So come to the supermarket

If you come on a gooseyou can park it

So come to the supermarket

And see

Pe-

King!