With judy garland and ethel merman

Written by mel torme



Voice:



>from television city in hollywoodthe judy garland show!





Judy



(speaking)



Good evening! we got a very exciting show planned for you tonightiwe've



Marvellous people...



(singing)



We've got barbra streisand



I think she's nice and



She has such voice and



She got such elegance



It's a joy to have her on my show!





(applause)





Barbra



Judy! it's great to be with you.





Judy



Be my guestbe my guest





Barbra



You knowI've been a fan of yours since I was two.





Judy



Be my guestbe my guest





Barbra



Well if I really am your guest



I have a small request





Judy



Anything you wanna do





Barbra



Anything? 





Judy



Anything!





Barbra



Can I replace you? 





Judy



Be my guestbe my guest





(applause because ethel merman is entering the studio)





Ethel



Hiwhat a team! watch the team!





Judy



I'm just so surprised to see ... you look marvellous





Ethel



I feel pretty good. I was uhm...





Judy



You know me fellas





Ethel



Yeahhow about thatiI was across theI am across the hall here I was



Taping a red scelton show and ... gee...





Judy



What did you do belting? 





Ethel



I was belting? I heard you two belting! I heard the noise and that's why i



Came in here. I just came in to say hellothat's all.





Judy



And how about this barbra? what about ...





Ethel



Yeahisn't it greatthe new belter!



Yeahwhat's the next thing now after this... the next big thing? that you



...





Barbra



It's called funny girl it's about fanny brice you know





Ethel



Wonderfull! have a good...





Barbra



Based on her romance with nicky arnstein.





Ethel



You have a good composer? 





Barbra



Jule styne





Ethel



Ohjule stynehe wrotehe wrote gipsyoh my goodness she couldn't



Have... ohyou're in good hands girl!