Are you ready?
(Yes, we've been ready a long time)
What are you ready for?
(We're ready to play Bad News)
Are you ready to rock?
(Yes, yes we're ready to...)
Are you ready to roll?
(YES WE ARE READY TO ROLL)

Bad news, bad news, bad news
For you and you and you and you and you
Bad news, bad news, bad news
For you and you and you and you and you

Can't you see a devil woman
Don't you know...blah blah blah
Don't you see screaming virgins
Don't you know megawart winged avenger
(2, 3, 4)

Bad news, bad news, bad news
For you and you and you and you and you
Bad news, bad news, bad news
For you and you and you and you and you

Colin Grigson! *bass solo*
Spider Webb! *drum solo*

Bad news, bad news, bad news
For you and you and you and you and you

Den Dennis! (yeah?)
Den! (what?) It's your break! (Oh, sorry)
*little rhythm guitar solo*
Vim Fuego! *lead guitar solo*

Bad news, bad news, bad news
For you and you and you and you and you
Bad news, bad news, bad news
For you and you and you and you and you

Can't you see heavy rainbow
Don't you know metal fury
Don't you see demon lager
Don't you know blood lust paranoid metal