For the first time in my life, I was sold in Love 
   ((Why you laughin' at me?)) 
I met this girl called Lorraine who stole my heart 

And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her  
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her 
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her 
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her 
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine

She was so in love with me, we were gonna get wed 
So I bought her lots of things- diamond ring, brand new bed 
   ((A brand new bed? Yes, a brand new bed)) 

And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her  
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her 
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her 
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her 
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine 

For the first time in my life, I was in love 
Lorraine, she treat me like a flipping coin 
Lorraine, she took everything 
Even my brand new engagement ring 
She took the car and went to town 
But now she can only be found 

Lorraine punched me on the nose, so I slapped her round the head 
Then we talked the whole thing out, and went straight to bed 

And now I've found her, don't wanna kill her 
And now I've found her, don't wanna kill her 
And now I've found her, don't wanna kill her 
And now I've found her, don't wanna kill her  
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine