Written by kevin bacon



"we want this to become the 'you're so vain' of the millennium." kb



There's a line around the blockand it stretches a mile

They're gonna pay good money to see your dazzlin' smile

You got a come-hither look in your babydoll eyes

And you got the kind of body make a man tell lies

And when you're standing next to meyou do the little things you do



I sayI'm so glad I'm not marriedso glad I'm not married

I'm so glad I'm not marriedto you



You're the center of attention everywhere you go

Sittin' on the boys' laps puttin' on a show

You get your clothes and your shoes and your drugs for free

And God knows you've got a lot more money than me

When you're bendin' over just to give us all a better view



I sayI'm so glad I'm not marriedso glad I'm not married

I'm so glad I'm not marriedto you



You introduce me to your guy and you say your love is true

Well he's a better man than i'cause he's got to live with you

In the movie of your lifehe is just an extra in it

But babyif you were my wife

To have and holdthe truth be told

I couldn't take it for a new york minute



Now you're crying 'cause the paper printed something rude

You say you neverevereverever touched that dude

Wellit's the national enquirer it can't be true

But I'm not so sure they got it wrong about you

You're feeling kind of tragic and your eyes get misty-blue (boo-hoo!)



I sayI'm so glad I'm not marriedso glad I'm not married

I'm so glad I'm not marriedto you