When I dance I'm tailed by a dog called ego
And you don't move at all
When I talk you bark with a pitch black halo
Damn, You're gonna hit the wall

The Cockblocker Blues
The Cockblocker Blues
The Cockblocker Blues

Did I piss you off did I do that Johnny?
Did I make you darkblue?
Did you pee your pants when I playboy'd your bunny
Damn, No I don't pay-per-view

The Cockblocker Blues
The Cockblocker Blues
The Cockblocker Blues

Got a pirates heart I ain't no sunday sailor
You got nothin' on me
I'm 24 carat gold and you're the rusty anchor
Damn, It ain't no charity
I Got no sympathy

The Cockblocker Blues
The Cockblocker Blues
The Cockblocker Blues

She's got it
He's Got it
I know I've got it
We all got it
The Cockblocker Blues