Look at my hands

 They're all over you

 My rusty nails stuck to you like glue

 My arms around you like audio tape

 Got a little red horn underneath this cape

 It's not dirty

 It's not rude

 I'll go to Kuwait if I wanna get, wanna get,

 Wanna get crude

 It's not filthy

 It's not lewd

 I wanna get famous just so I can get sued

 Guess who's my girlfriend, yeah, ten out of ten

 Yeah it's Jesus, she's my girlfriend

 Want to know who my boyfriend is,

 No, nought out of ten

 Jesus ain't a man, she's my girlfriend

 Jesus is my girlfriend

 It's not drink, It's not food

 It's a man in a shuttle with a tube

 I can't fly, so what, I can't cook

 Can't even catch a tune with a hook

 I've been to Hong Kong & South Dakota

 In a little wood plane without a motor

 Got a girl in bed, when I took it further

 Where Jamaica? No I coaxed her. Ha! Ha!

 I love her

 My girlfriend

 I love her

 My girlfriend