I hope I'm dreaming
'Cause this can't be awake
I hope I'm dead
Just for my sake
Who knew all this would come
From a dirty gun
Son of a bitch
You thought he was a cowboy

The mad hatter 
Bashes your face again
Look into his eyes 
And see where evil lives
Bullet through window
And down the rabbit hole
This is one fucked up fairy tale

Hey you, black and blue
Don't end up like Alice
Hey you, black and blue
Watch out, you'll end up like Alice

Hey you, black and blue
Don't end up like Alice
Hey you, black and blue
Watch out, you'll end up like Alice

You'll get what's coming
You and your children
The wicked witch has OD'd on pills again
And the dragon 
Lights up a cigarette
He's blowing smoke right into your face again
It's off with their heads

Snakes are seething
The big bad wolf is rabid and teething
Bullet through window
And down the rabbit hole
This is one fucked up fairy tale

Hey you, black and blue
Don't end up like Alice
Hey you, black and blue
Watch out, you'll end up like Alice

Hey you, black and blue
Don't end up like Alice
Hey you, black and blue
Watch out, you'll end up like Alice

Little pig, little pig
Put her down
Slapped around
Choked and drowned

Little pig, little pig
Put her down
Slapped around
Choked and drowned

Little pig, little pig
Put her down
Slapped around
Choked and drowned

Little pig, little pig
Put her down
Slapped around
Choked and drowned

Little pig, little pig
Put her down
Slapped around
Choked and drowned

Hey you, black and blue
Don't end up like Alice
Hey you, black and blue
Watch out, you'll end up like Alice

Hey you, black and blue
Don't end up like Alice
Hey you, black and blue
Watch out, you'll end up like Alice

Hey you, black and blue
Don't end up like Alice
Hey you, black and blue
Watch out, you'll end up like Alice

Hey you, black and blue
Don't end up like Alice
Hey you, black and blue
Watch out, you'll end up like Alice