I 'll be damned doing business with you
Man the shit you put me through
Hidden faults want my money back 
Now if you please get her off my back 
Right away

Should have known momma told me so
Impatient boy
We 've been there before
She told me so 

But she 's no pride if she 's no joy
'n what is the use of having a toy?
Screw the delay 

We played a while
I chose the game
But then it 's always the same 
It 's defective

God knows
find out
Almost surreal 
How it grows, man 

But the again
Mom had checked
"She couldn't have babies yet"
Don't understand
I am an old man
No time to loose
You know as well, you don't always choose

Father father did I ever turn you down
I supported half of this town

I 'm broke 
It won't heal 
Just imagine 
How do I feel 
It's defective

God knows
find out
Almost surreal 
How it grows, man 

But the again
Mom had checked
"She couldn't have babies yet"

Have mercy father, 
I never turned you down
All my brothers standin' in line 

She 's sweet
It's not the point
But she 's useless
She 's not effective
She 's defective