Artist : Avenue Q 

Title : The More You Ruv Someone 

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KATEKATE 

Why can't people get along and love each other Christmas Eve? 



CHRISTMAS 

Ha! You tink gedding arong same as ruvving? 

Sometimes ruv - right where you hating most Kate Monster 



KATE 

Huh? 



CHRISTMAS 

The more you ruv someone 

The more you want to kir dem 

The more you ruv someone 

The more he make you cly 

Though you at cly for making peace wid dem and ruvving 

That's why you ruv so strong you rite to make him die 

The more you ruv someone 

The more he make you cwazy 

The more you ruv someone 

The more you wishing him dead 

Sometime you rook at him 

And only see fat and razy 

And wanting baseball bat for hitting him on his head 

Love 



KATE 

Love 



CHRISTMAS 

And hate 



KATE 

And hate 



CHRISTMAS 

Dey like two brudders 



KATE 

Brothers 



CHRISTMAS 

Who go on a date 



KATE 

Who ... what? 



CHRISTMAS 

Where one of dem goes odder one foddows 

You inviting them 

He also bringing sorrow 



KATE 

Ah, yes 



CHRISTMAS 

The more you ruv someone 

The more you want to kir dem 



KATE 

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah 



CHRISTMAS 

Ruvving and kiring fit like hand in glove 



KATE 

Hand in gloves 



CHRISTMAS 

So, if a someone you are wanting so to kir dem 

You go and find him 

And you get him 

And you no kir dem 

Cos chances go ... 



{together} 



CHRISTMAS 

He is your ruv 



KATE 

He is my love 



*note - "kir" is really kill, but she has a thick japaneese accent, so it sounds like kir*