KATE 

Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson, all by my self! 

I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern. 

The Internet! 



The internet is really really great 

TREKKIE MONSTER 

For porn 

KATE 

I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait 

TREKKIE 

For porn 

KATE 

Huh? 

There's always some new site, 

TREKKIE 

For porn! 

I browse all day and night 

TREKKIE 

For porn! 

KATE 

It's like i'm surfing at the speed of light 

TREKKIE 

For porn! 

KATE 

Trekkie! 



TREKKIE 

The internet is for porn 

KATE 

Trekkie! 

TREKKIE 

The internet is for porn, 

KATE 

What are you doing!? 

TREKKIE 

Why you think the net was born? 

Porn porn porn 



KATE 

Treee—kkie! 

TREKKIE 

Oh hello kate monster 

KATE 

You are ruining my song 

TREKKIE 

Oh me sorry, me no mean to 

KATE 

Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? 

TREKKIE 

Me no talkie 

KATE 

Good 



I'm glad we have this new technology 

TREKKIE 

For porn 

KATE 

Which gives us untold opportunity 

TREKKIE 

For por—oops, sorry 

KATE 

Right from you own desktop 

TREKKIE 

For --- 

KATE 

You can research browse and shop 

Until you've had enough and your ready to stop 

TREKKIE 

FOR PORN!! 





Trekkie! 

TREKKIE 

The internet is for porn! 

KATE 

Noooo 

TREKKIE 

The internet if for porn! 

KATE 

Trekkie 

TREKKIE 

Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! 



KATE 

That's gross you're a pervert 

TREKKIE 

Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster 

KATE 

NO really, your a pervert 

Normal people don't sit at home and look 

At porn on the internet 

TREKKIE 

Ohhhh? 

KATE 

What?! 

TREKKIE 

You have no idea 

Ready normal people? 



NORMAL PEOPLE 

Ready--- ready ----ready 



TREKKIE 

Let me hear it! 



TREKKIE AND GUYS 

The internet is for porn! 

PRINCETON 

Sorry kate 

TREKKIE AND GUYS 

The internet is for porn! 

PRINCETON 

I masturbate! 

TREKKIE AND GUYS 

All these guys unzip their flies 

For porn, porn, porn! 



KATE 

The internet is not for porn!! 



TREKKIE AND GUYS 

PORN!, PORN, P--- 



KATE 

HOLD ON A SECOND! 



Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online 



ROB 

That's correct. 



KATE 

And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com 



BRIAN 

Sure! 



KATE 

And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay 



GARY 

Yes I do! 



KATE 

And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card 



PRINCETON 

True! 



TREKKIE 

Oh, but Kate- 

What you think he do . . .after? hmm? 



PRINCETON 

. .yeah 



KATE 

EEEWWWWW! 

TREKKIE AND GUYS 

The internet is for porn! 

KATE 

Gross! 

TREKKIE AND GUYS 

The internet is for porn! 

KATE 

I hate porn 

TREKKIE AND GUYS 

Grab your dick and double click 

KATE 

I hate you men! 

TREKKIE AND GUYS 

For porn, porn, porn! 

(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn 

KATE 

I'm leaving! 

TREKKIE AND GUYS 

Porn, porn, porn, porn 

porn, porn, porn, porn 

KATE 

I hate the internet! 

TREKKIE AND GUYS 

Porn, porn, porn, porn 



TREKKIE 

The internet is for 



TREKKIE AND SOME 

The internet is for 



TREKKIE AND ALL 

The internet is for PORN! 



TREKKIE 

YEAH!