I live like an animal and now I got fleas.
 When I do what I do it's a sin
 But I like my parties soaked in gin.
 What's the use of sayin what you mean?
 Just watch yourself and keep your body clean.
 Mom says I gotta dirty face
 Dad says I'm looking out of place
 Dog says I got shit on my shoes.
 What am I supposed to do?
 Well, that's one. I'm second to none.
 And that's two. I don't know what to do.
 And that's three. You're tellin me
 I'm still a baby.
 You say act like I live in a zoo.
 I know I don't wanna live like you.
 When I go out you won't let me back in.
 Climb in the window, I just can't win.
 What's the use in sayin what you mean?
 Just wash yourself and keep your body clean.
 Mom says I gotta dirty face
 Dad says I'm looking out of place
 Dog says I got shit on my shoes.
 What am I supposed to do?
 Well, that's one