I just got out of bed now
And now I'm all ready to tackle the world
With my low self-esteem
And my bad attitude
It's kinda funny...

Life is grand
When you're rude
Things are not always what they seem
The future isn't what it used to be!
My mind dips to the past,
I think about things the way they used to be
But now I don't see anything
But the man I cannot be.

It's sick and kinda sad how I turned my back on my old friends...
"But what do they do for me?" I dared to ask!
I'm thinkin' my appetite for self-destruction takes a hold of me
It makes my past mistakes a little bigger than a gate "A" fee
It's not like I meant this to happen to myself
It's kinda funny...

Life is grand
When you're rude
Things are not always what they seem
The future isn't what it used to be!
My mind dips to the past,
I think about things the way they used to be
But now I don't see anything
But the man I cannot be.
And that's not me!