Messing with the big Texas Hold 'Em

Fools think I'm rich now, I'm always on the road and

I no longer play this as much, think I lost touch

What's the buy in? I'm bout to choke up

When it comes to getting in a tournament

I play safe cause I'm still kind of learning it

Looking for a little help from the cards that are dealt, uh

Pocket nine on the felt, well...

Which of y'all want to call the big blind?

Short stack to the left, all in, fine

One more stayed in trynna re-raise

But I played requests like DJ

Fool you can splash chips, act big

Swig that beer but don't forget me over here, yeah

Keep my chips stacked up like a high rise

Drinking water cause I gotta keep my mind dry

I know you got face cards, so I'ma play hard

And avoid the late charge

Nine double Jack at the flop

C'mon, Jake needs brand new games for his Xbox

Fool, you can't even fuck with me

You're the first to bet in that the turn becomes a queen

And I seen that excitement scene

When the bitch laid down, yep, you got a king ten

Now I'm feeling like a winner

Flocks of birds don't even need to see the river

You want to go all in too?

No problem, I called them, your chips is falling duke

Full house when I pulled out my nines

Turn a high rise into a skyline

Damn guy, your stack came down in a landslide

Yeah I'll pay for your cab ride