[Hook: Slug]

Whoever taught you how to speak your mind

Never knew you'd turn out to be an idiot

And I might be stupid

But I'ma keep it movin' like I know what I'm doin'

Whoever thought you had a God damn clue

Never knew you'd turn out to be an idiot

I might be a fool

But I seem so cool when I'm next to you

Aight



[Verse 1: Slug]

I was in the middle of a selfie

When you were trying to text me

Genius Interuptus

Swing like Kirby Puckett

I'm as subtle as an alien abduction in public

Somebody call the cops

Suck it, blow the trumpet until the bubble pops

And butter up another batch of those muffin tops

I'm just trying to find a balance

Wound up with a wife and a gang of kids

Her kiss tastes like black licorice

And now I'm riding in the back of her ambulance

Knock knock knockin' on heavens door

Let me in yo I got a laminate

I guess Its my job to let y'all know

That those my nuts y'all tampered with



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[Verse 2]

I'm not the coolest

I'm just a dude thats got some flows

Attitude, a lot of soul

I got a wood nameplate says "I wish you Gold"

And this watch don't even work

And these people only came for the cheap dessert

And we can fight over a piece of dirt

Like all y'all ain't gunna leave the Earth

Might as well keep sand in a baggy

My favorite people call me Dad or Daddy

I never claimed to be too smart

I never been afraid of a new start

Luck-ay siete my wifes so fly all the suckers envy

Shes a beautiful soul to have and to hold

And wipe my butt when I get old



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[Verse 3]

Hey mamma can I call you Cupcake

You remind me of a status update

You're the wind beneath my limbs

It might sound weird but you look like Prince

Bang Bang under purple rain

Fertilized the egg in the back of a mustang

No shame, ain't no thang

Baby came out lookin' like k.d. Lang, Yeaah



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