CROONER: (singing throughout the scene)

Parlez-vous francais?

Je suis sad.

Parlez-vous francais?

I feel bad.

How do you say

"Ce soir vous etes

Si belle"?

I only know

A word or so,

Like "Cat" and "School" 

Je suis fool.

Parlez-vous francais?

Please say "oui".

Parlez-vous francais?

Speak to me.

How do you say:

"Vous etes jolie,

Mam'selle?

Cherie,

Where do I commencer,

If you won't parler francais

With me?

Parlez-vous francais?

Say you do.

Parlez-vous francais?

Tell me true.

How do you say:

"Je suis unhappy

Fella"?

Cherie,

Adieu to drinks and danser,

If you won't parler francais

With me.

Adieu to drinks and danser,

If you won't parler francais

With me.