You can sing and you can dance
You might be real good when it comes to romance
You maybe able to tell a diamond from a glance
You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

Chorus: Pink Pants
Pink Pants
Said all you Uncles
And all you Aunts
All you Critters
And all you Cats
You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

The latest fad, the latest scene
It causes the woman to scream! Scream! Scream!
You may think I'm just a little bit obscene
But you ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

You Uncle some
Get your Grandma some
Your late great Uncle Nate
All your relatives
Friends too