There's not much glam about the English weather

There's nothing left keeping us together

Sunshine on a rainy day

Makes me want to move away

I think I've got it sorted

I'm going to get myself deported 

I'm considering a move to LA

(He's considering a move to LA)

(x3) 


Hang around with Axl Rose

Buy myself some brand new clothes

Everything is gonna be just fine

I hear the murder rate is in decline

Get me a southern accent

Maybe grab a piece of action 


I'm considering a move to LA

(He's considering a move to LA)

(x3) 


When I get off the plane

The first thing I'm gonna do is

Strip naked to the waist

And ride my Harley Davidson

Up and down Sunset street

I may even get a tattoo

My problems are never gonna find me

I'm not sending one letter

or even a postcard back

I'm drinking Henessey

With Morrissey

On a beach

Out of reach

Somewhere very far away 


I'm considering a move to LA

(He's considering a move to LA)

(x3)