So hey man
Check this out
Downtown's a riot and something's spreadin through the crowd
Try channel 9
I'm pretty sure they're headed straight for this part of town
I can't be certain
But I swear I hear them just outside
There's no way that this is real
So COUNT ME IN

So grab something sharp
Find some cover
Kill the lights and nail the back door shut
This isn't funny any more
Oh no
THIS MEANS WAR
Don't take this the wrong way
But I'd much rather choke and die than sit alone and fall without a fight

So call the neighbor kids with trash can lids and buckets on their heads
Cause I'm telling you
We're gonna need a little help tonight...

And there she was
Glaring
Through olive eyes and chalk white skin
I want you to know that I won't be holding back tonight
She stole my heart
I'll be taking hers with a lawn dart now
But look at the bright side
It's not like she had one there to start...

And something tells me
It's gonna be a long night...

So grab something sharp
Find some cover
Kill the lights and nail the back door shut
This isn't funny any more
Oh no
THIS MEANS WAR
And something tells me
It's gonna be a long night...