I'm feeling hungry 

Empty tummy 

And I want to make it full 

So I spend a day 

At Wong's buffet 



And eat till I explode 

There's sixty types 

Of Oriental delights 

I gotta have them all 

Chicken wings 

And onion rings 

And sweet and sour balls 

At Wong's! 



(Come and sail with me) 

At Wong's! 

(On the sea of gluttony) 

At Wong's! 

(Eat until it hurts) 

At Wong's! 

(But don't forget there's pudding for dessert) 

The chicken's tough 

The noodles are rough 

And the chowmein's three days old 

But it's quantity 



Not quality that 

Has got my soul 

So fill that plate 

No Mistake 

There's no holding back 

I won't stop 

Until I got 

A packed digestive tract 

At Wong's! 



(No dish is a loss) 

At Wong's! 

(Covered in red sauce) 

At Wong's! 

(Everything is battered) 

At Wong's! 



(What's inside doesn't even matter) 

Stop! 

(Oooohh!) 

Second plate! 

(Huuh!) 



Third plate! 

(Ohhh.) 



Fourth plate! 

(Ooooooh.) 



Dessert.. 

(Ugggh.) 



Fortune cookie.. 

(I think I ate the fortune) 

I try to leave 

I want to heave 

My whole body hurts 



Can barely stand 

I tell you man, 

I got my money's worth 

If I get the time 



I'm going to go to China 

And eat at their 

Ancient buffets 

But I'm wonderin' 



How they stay so thin 

Eating like this every day! 

At Wong's! 

(Give chopsticks a try) 

At Wong's! 



(To pick up your French Fry) 

At Wong's! 

(You know I'm coming back) 

Eating here is 

Worth the heart attack 

Wong's Chinese Buffet!