I'm a real guy I like real guy things 

Like boats and guns and onion rings 

But houshold chores need a power resolution 

I went to the store and purchased the solution 



I got a pressure washer I like it a lot 

'Cause it makes cleaning destructive 



Now I blow away the dirt and obliterate the muck 

I pressure wash my fench and my couch and my truck 

Nothing's dirty in the house though things are a little damp 



My cat's clean now even though it's bald 

It's fur is in a corner of my neighbour's yard 

I've got a new kid but diapers aren't a problem 

I pressure washed his butt he'll never pee on me again 



I got a pressure washer (He likes it a lot) 

I got a pressure wahser (He cleaned up the tot) 



Sure I may be squirting water but in my head 

I'm a sergeant with a flamthrower spewing out death 

I've got 2000 psi of awesome killing power 



Look out commies, here comes Mike Rambo 

With his 50 mm pressure washer look at him go 

Jehovah's witnesses come and shake my hand 

I pressure washed their literature and not they understand 

I got a pressure washer 



One day I was out pressure washing my lawn 

My neibour came home with a big smile on 

He pulled out a brand new 

Gas powered 

Turbo charged 

90 gauge 

Super mega mega mega washer 

With a DVD drive 



Damn IT!!! 



I need a bigger pressure washer (he needs a bigger pressure washer) X2 

I need a bigger pressure washer X3 

Or maybe a hummer