(alternate person #1 and 2)

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1:This week!

2:This week only!

1:No money down!

2:No payments 'till Spring!

1:No payments in Spring!

2:No payments in Summer!

1:No payment ever!

2:When?

1:This week!

2:This week only!

1:We pay the GST!

2:We pay the PST!

1:We pay for delivery!

2:We pay for everything!

1:How do we do it?

2:How do we offer these fabulous deals?

Both:Volume!

1:We got the most!

2:The best!

1:The worst!

2:We've got it all!

1:We've got everything!

2:Except one thing...

1:What's that?

2:We've got no store!

1:No products!

2:So come on down!

1:This week!

2:This week only!

1:No parking problems!

2:No parking payments!

1:No parking lot!

2:You don't have to park!

1:You don't even have to come!

2:So don't come down!

1:Stay away!

2:Stay at home!

1:This week!

2:Every week!

1:Every year!

2:No money down!

1:No payment ever!

Both:That's nothing for nothing!

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