I came to town in the heat 

A lonely man with tired feet 

Covered heat to toe in perspiration 

Then you caught me unaware 

Body so sleek I had to stare 



And me a man in need of transportation 

I do not how you got 

Into Hernandez' Used Car Lot 

But I knew that you were 

Coming back with me 

I had to have you for my own 



But should I lease or get a loan 

Sometimes love is not free 

And I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice 



A liscence plate that glows 

And chrome exhaust pipes 

I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice 



And together we ride into the night 

Paid Hernandez to let you go 

My lovely El Camino 

Could hardly wait to get you to my place 

And even though we love each other 

I will put on plastic seat covers 

Nowadays you cannot be too safe 



I will buff you every night 

And put your lugnuts on so tight 

Do you love me as much as I love you 

And when I drive you 'round a corner 

Do you think of another owner 

Am I enough for you? 

Oh, I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice 



Funny bumper stickers and tires with walls of white 

I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice 



And together we will ride into the night

Vroom vroom vroom