It's Christmas in Ignace 

Mommy's got a rock 

She'll give it to Daddy 



It's Christmas in Ignace 

(It's Christmas in Ignace) 

It's Christmas in Ignace 



Daddy's got a rock 

He'll give it to Mommy 

It's Christmas in Ignace 

(It's Christmas in Ignace) 



It's a jolly time 

(here in Ignace) 

As we decorate the Christmas Rock 

It's a happy time 



And if the children are good 

They'll get toys to play with 

Like rocks. 

It's Christmas in Ignace 



Bob's got a rock 

But he's gonna keep it 



It's Christmas in Ignace 

(It's Christmas in Ignace) 

It's Christmas in Ignace 



Jill's got a rock 

She gives it to Bob 

Now he's got two 



It's Christmas in Ignace 

(It's Christmas in Ignace) 

It's a jolly time 



As we sit and watch Rocky 1,2,3,4,5 

It's a happy time 

Except for Malcolm 

His tongue is stuck to the sign that says 

"Welcome to Ignace" 



It's Christmas in Ignace 

And all through the houses 

Not a creature is stirring 

Except for the rats 

That live here in Ignace 



Under the rocks 

That are played with by children 

And thrown at Malcolm 

Who's still stuck to the sign that says 

"Welcome to Ignace" 



It's Christmas in Ignace 

(It's Christmas in Ignace)

(*spoken* Lulcum uh Ignuth!)