Who wants to end all fighting except for in hockey 

Who shops for a truck based on the holder for the coffee? 

Who stands erect and insecure just like the CN tower? 

Who's a superhero but not a superpower? 



Canadaman! He eats donuts every day 

Canadaman! and tries to keep out of the way 

Canadaman! He appreciates input 

And he says excuse me if you step on his foot 



He can't fly or levitate can barely even jump 

Can't see through women's clothing or bounce bullets off his rump 

Looks horrible in tights, his Muscle are like lard 

But who could save a life with his organ donor's card? 



Canadaman! He loves Canadian culture 

Canadaman! But what it is he isn't sure 

Canadaman! Enjoys the social safety net 

But who takes a job in the states the first chance he gets 



Canadaman! He knows how to make poutine 

Canadaman! And his hero is Lorn Greene 

Canadaman! Wears a toque upon his head 

He makes it look so easy or should we say e-zed! 



Canadaman!